Princess Beatrice is reportedly planning an all-out hen do for her "best gal pal" Mila Kunis. Um, is this a joke?
According to recent reports, Bea has booked a holiday at an exclusive resort in Cannes, France ahead of Mila and fiance Ashton Kutcher's nuptials.
"Beatrice seems almost as excited about the engagement as the couple themselves," a source told The Daily Star.
"Like all Mila's inner circle, she's known marriage has been on the cards for some time. But now things are official she wants to crack on with the celebrations.
"Bea told Mila she wants to take her for a pre-wedding shower in Cannes along with six or seven of their mutual friends."
Mutual friends! MUTUAL FRIENDS! If this news turns out to be true we will eat our floral River Island beanie.
Oh, but the ridiculousness doesn't end there...
"Bea has promised there will be a few surprises," explained the insider. "And Mila knows better than to assume just because her friend is royal she'd hold back on the party plans." Strippers all round!
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