14/08/2014 16:41 BST | Updated 20/05/2015 10:12 BST

Johnny Depp's Engagement Ring Is More Impressive Than Anything We Could Hope For

Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are engaged... Yes, we already knew that. But not only has Amber been spotted rocking an engagement ring the size of her face, Johnny's gone and got himself some pre-wedding bling too.

We can totally get down with a man wearing an engagement ring. In fact, we're all for it - but when JD's is more impressive than anything we could even dream of sporting on our ring finger, we'd rather he took it off. Pronto.

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We mean c'mon Johnny, it's almost as big and shiny as Amber's...

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Johnny's diamond is enough to make us call into question claims the pair are to have a low-key wedding. Because, let's face it, there's nothing low key about a diamond.

According to reports, Johnny and his 27-year-old fiance are set to be married in an intimate ceremony with a barbecue reception on his private island in the Bahamas.

According to the Daily Star the pair - who met on the set of The Rum Diary - are planning a small intimate ceremony where they'll go barefoot on the beach in Little Hall's Pond Cay (aka The Isle of Johnny Depp).

"Afterwards they'll have a barbecue where some of Johnny's musician pals are going to perform, followed by limbo dancing," says the paper. "Neither Johnny nor Amber want a big, glitzy Hollywood bash. They are both very private."

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