14/08/2014 16:37 BST | Updated 22/05/2015 10:12 BST

Kardashian Christmas Card 2013 Revealed

You know it's December when a) it's dark when you leave the office and b) when the Kardashian klan release their Christmas card Kristmas Kard.

In 2012 we were treated to a ridiculous vision in white and this year, the family didn't let us down as they rolled out their most elaborate festive greeting to date.

The card, shot by photographer David LaChapelle, sees the family posing up a storm in a post-apocalyptic casino, littered with mannequin body parts and trashy magazines.

Yes, it's weird, but what else were we expecting?

The highlight of the shoot, apart from Bruce Jenner stuck inside some kind of tube, has to be new mum Kim's Saint Laurent dress, which left little to the imagination - of course!

Kim's half-sisters Kendall and Kylie can be seen wearing OTT headpieces and similar black dresses with side-splits. While 16-year-old Kylie's design had long and billowing sleeves, 18-year-old Kendall's was sleeveless and paired with opera gloves.

Absent from the holiday card is Rob Kardashian. Shock horror. The sock entrepreneur decided to give the shoot a miss saying he wasn't feeling up to it.

Also missing were that the sisters' fellas, Scott Disick, Lamar Odom, and Kanye West, as well as Kim's baby daughter North. *Sad face*.

Ah well, from little angels to Hell's Angels, seaside snaps to gothic opulence, the Kardashian family Christmas card collection is a right cracker.

To get you in the mood for a whole season of festive fun, we thought we'd treat you to a little peek at some more of their most ridiculous snapshots... enjoy!