Rumour has it Kate Moss' nanny is so sick and tired of the supermodel's Staffordshire bull terrier cross, Archie, Mossy's been forced to call in a dog whisperer.
The pup has apparently been causing plenty of havoc while Kate, hubby Jamie Hince and her daughter Lila Grace are away on holiday.
A source told The Mirror: "Kate's nanny told her Archie had been chewing the carpet, trying to escape and going off his food." Oh dear. Perhaps he's suffering from separation anxiety.
"He's very highly strung for a dog, as he's a sensitive soul. He's taken this holiday really badly and is obviously pining for his family."
The supermodel, who was recently spotted in Venice with some royal pals, is said to have become SO worried she contacted a dog whisperer recommended by a Parisian model chum.
"The French animal expert has been telling Kate exactly what to do to try to calm Archie down. Apparently she should have given him special walks before leaving, and must be more assertive with him in the future."
The pet expert also said Archie should stay somewhere else until Kate gets home - so he's been shipped off to Jamie's parents' pad.