14/08/2014 16:37 BST | Updated 22/05/2015 10:12 BST

Kim &Amp; Kanye's Wedding Is Going To Be BIG

Forget the spectacle that was the royal wedding - the nuptials to knock the socks off any other wedding extravaganza ever is the impending marriage of Kim Kardashian to Kanye West. #offthescale

Let's be honest here. When the surprise engagement consists of hiring an entire football field and flying in friends and family from around the globe, our minds ache at what sort of eye-popping details KimYe has in mind for the big day itself. Safe to say though it's going to be MEGA.

Of course the rumour mill has already cranked into action, spewing out venue suggestions that would make our dear old dad more than wince at the thought of the final bill. Just this week it was suggested that KimYe's incredible love story might reach its earth-shattering climax in the ridiculously opulent environs of the Palace of Versailles?!!

This was quickly dismissed by a rep for the couple though, who stated: "[The rumours are] absolutely false. They haven't even decided on a location yet."

But, before you get worried that they might run off and elope or get married secret-stylee in their back garden with nothing but a view of white tents stretching for miles, an unnamed source reportedly told Perez Hilton: "It's going to be huge. There won't be anything small about it."

We'd say that was a given. Think of the wildest, most ridiculously extravagant affair, times it by one thousand and you're probably only halfway to being on the right track. Add in the fact that this is Kanye's first time up the aisle and you double the wedding budget. This we cannot wait to see.