14/08/2014 16:33 BST | Updated 22/05/2015 10:12 BST

Kylie Jenner's 16th Birthday Party: What It's Like If You're This Girl

So here's the deal: we wish we were 16 again (and a celebrity) so we could've been a guest at Kim Kardashian's half-sister Kylie Jenner's 16th birthday bash.

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Not only did this chick throw one heck of a party with performances from Drake and Big Sean, and supply guests with enough cake to feed a small country, but she made sure everyone went home with a bang tidy goody bag.

There were no penny whistles, fun-sized Twix bars or bubbles in sight. Instead guests were laden with *takes deep breath* headphones, bluetooth speakers, jewellery, socks, t-shirts, duck tape (yes really), hair bands, lip balm, body lotion, luggage tags, a backpack, water, gift vouchers and more.

The party favours came in at a whopping $1,000 each, but we guess Kylie was feeling pretty generous after being gifted a $125,000 Mercedes SUV for hitting the big one six. kylie jenner's sweet sixteen

Sucks to be to not be her right now.