Ashton Kutcher had better be careful when talking about his fiancée's pregnancy, as Mila Kunis is not a fan of fathers-to-be who use the phrase: 'We're pregnant.'
During an appearance on the popular American TV show Jimmy Kimmel Live on Tuesday (June 10), Mila took the opportunity to deliver "a very special message for all you soon-to-be fathers."
"You're not pregnant," said the 30-year-old actress, who is expecting her first baby with Ashton. "Do you have to squeeze a watermelon-sized person out of your lady hole? No."
Too right! Well done Mila, we applaud you!
Mila continued:
"When you wake up and throw up, is it because you're nurturing a human life? No. It's because you had too many shots of tequila.
"Do you know how many shots of tequila we had? None. Because we can't have shots of tequila. We can't have anything. Because we've got your little love goblin growing inside of us."
Mila's impassioned speech was prompted by the show's host Jimmy Kimmel, 46, who in an attempt to bond with the mum-to-be said:
"My wife and I are pregnant. We're having a baby very soon as well"
"Oh, you're both having a baby?" Mila asked sarcastically. "You and your wife are pregnant?"
Mila confirmed she was pregnant during an interview on The Ellen DeGeneres Show earlier this month.
She also revealed that Ashton, 36, has been providing her with weird food to satisfy her cravings:
"'I'm very stereotypical. I eat sauerkraut all day long," she said. "''He [Ashton] assumed that I was gonna have goofy cravings, so he stocked our secondary fridge with weird food.
"Just like pickles, and sauerkraut, or like anchovies, and ice creams. Just in case at one point during this pregnancy I'd be like I really want something."
Mila has not yet announced her due date, but according to a 'close friend' she and Ashton are expecting a girl.