14/08/2014 16:41 BST | Updated 20/05/2015 10:12 BST

Social Media Experts Are Now Available For Wedding Hire

You can now get a $3,000 "Social Media Concierge" for your wedding, because what's the point in getting married if no one is talking about it on Twitter?

Thanks to a NYC hotel chain you can pretty much pretend to be Kate Moss and Jamie Hince...

social media concierge for your wedding

Your very own social media expert will pick a bespoke hashtag, ensure all your wedding guests use it and generally encourage people to post photos on Instagram etc. etc. etc.

W Hotels in New York has come up with the bizarre unique new package which also includes a "social media recap" so you can see exactly what your pals were doing on their smartphone when they were meant to be paying attention to your vows and whatnot.

Who needs to live in the moment, eh?

If 3k seems a little expensive, remember the concierge will also help you plan your honeymoon on Pinterest. Money well spent.

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