14/08/2014 16:40 BST | Updated 20/05/2015 10:12 BST

The Cheerleading Squad That Has A No Weight Gain And "No Slouching Breasts" Clause In It's Contract

Every National Football League team has a squad of cheerleaders backing their every touchdown but as far as cheer contracts go, the Cincinnati Bengals run a pretty tight ship. We're talking below minimum wage, "Glamour is a priority!" kind of stuff.

One of the Cincinnati Ben-Gals, Alexa Brenneman, is suing the American football team for the shoddy seasonal salary but she's also shed light on the inexplicable Ben-Gals official rule book. Here's EVERYTHING that's wrong with this document, on every level...

CINCINNATI, OH - SEPTEMBER 22:  Members of the Cincinnati Bengals cheerleading squad entertain the crowd before the start of the game against the Green Bay Packers at Paul Brown Stadium on September 22, 2013 in Cincinnati, Ohio.  (Photo by John Grieshop/Getty Images)

1. "No slouching breasts. Support as needed."
WHAT THE ACTUAL F***? What kind of set up is this? Clearly the kind of squadron that sees it fit to manage the uplift and perkiness of a female employer's body parts.

2. "The only exemption to missing practice is your wedding."
So what about illness or injury? Or say, OTHER work commitments because, as Brenneman flags up, the seasonal (£535 or $2.85 an hour) pay for cheering completely sucks.

3. "Ben-Gals are weighed in twice a week. Cheerleaders have a goal weight and can go up to three pounds over before being sanctioned."
Wait, this point gets better: "Anyone who goes over the three pounds is required to stay 30 minutes after practice for extra conditioning..."

A (Ben) gal's got to be weighed and conditioned weekly, and if she's not up to scratch she gets shown the door.

Alexa Brenneman, you are better than this.

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