A new book has stolen the crown for Most Realistic Post-Wedding Read.
For centuries lovers have found inspiration and advice from the Kama Sutra, but new arrival The Married Kama Sutra: The World's Least Erotic Sex Manual gives a new twist on those tricky positions, which only those immersed in mundane blissful long-term relationships can truly appreciate.
Our top three:
The Prodding Position: To clean an area near a man's foot to imply he too should be cleaning.
A Close Call: Almost being caught looking up old lovers on Facebook. Just for reference, of course.
The Stubbon Goat: Pushing a man into a clothes shop to buy a new shirt. For the first time in a year.
Enjoy!
The Married Kama Sutra: The World's Least Erotic Sex Manual is on sale now.