Some names, like Max Power, Chev Chelios and Forrest Taft, are too good to be true. Not Climax Lawrence.
No, seriously. He's the man whose name you'd love to touch, but you mustn't touch. Lawrence is a midfielder for Mumbai in the I-League and his career could, well, climax in the upcoming Indian Super League.
Someone's had some fun on Wikipedia, too. His playing style is described thusly:
"He was known for his high-intensity work rate, delivering multiple thrusting attacks down the Indian midfield in a pulsating manner, and not being afraid to stick it in the box."