16/09/2014 05:34 BST | Updated 16/09/2014 05:59 BST

This Is The Reality Of Wedding Night Sex

We're ingrained to think wedding night sex is the most amazing, mind-blowing, fireworks-fizzing, bed-shattering experience, but the reality is: wedding = booze = snooze.

This picture of two newlyweds sums it up perfectly (bless):


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