17/09/2014 06:56 BST | Updated 17/09/2014 06:59 BST

These Words Of Advice For The Opposite Sex Are Brutally Honest Yet Hilarious

It's advice for the opposite sex, as Cosmo would have never written it.

Reddit users jumped at the chance of answering the question posed to men and women: what advice would you give the opposite sex?

Over 14,000 users responded with a whole load of tips and tricks for their counterparts on the 'other side'. Some of them were, admittedly, serious. Others? Not so much.

What have we learned from this? Guys, be kind to our lady parts and don't send penis pics, ever. Ladies, be straight up and prepared to offer back scratches.

Read and weep (tears of hilarity, we promise)...

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