Teacher Quits Over Raunchy Adam And Eve Poem

Teacher Quits Over Raunchy Adam And Eve Poem

A teacher has been forced to resign after he read out a raunchy poem detailing the sex lives of Adam and Eve to a class of 14-15-year-olds.

School chiefs said the poem was too vulgar and the teacher was suspended from Nederland High School, Texas.

But he has now quit his job over the row.

One parent, Roseanne Lalko, told local news: "It's awful what's happening to the morals. Definitely this person doesn't need to teach anymore, ever."

Dad Jerry Windham said: "They're there to get an education this is not educating them. Children know enough without him having to push it, it's not right."

School Principal Steven Beagle said: "I want to assure you as a parent that the district takes complaints of this nature very seriously.

Here's the poem to judge for yourself (warning: for adults only!)...


In the Garden of Eden,

As everyone knows,

Lives Adam and Eve,

Without any clothes.

In this garden,

Were two little leaves,

One covered Adam's,

One covered Eve's.

As the story goes on,

Never the less to say,

The wind came along,

And blew the leaves away.

At the sight,

Adam did stare,

There was Eve's treasure,

All covered with hair.

And wonder came,

Under Eve's eyes,

As Adam's thing,

Started to rise.

They found a spot,

That suited them best,

A nice big tree,

Where they began to rest.

Her legs spread wider,

And wider apart,

While thrill after thrill,

Came into her heart.

The head of Adam's thing,

Peeked into the hole,

And filled her with passion,

Beyond her control.

Backward and forward,

His thing did slide,

And Eve's treasure,

Was all wet inside.

The joy was good,

She wouldn't let loose,

Until Adam's thing,

Was all out of juice.

Then down through the years,

People did screw,

And now it is time,

For me and you.

So pull down your pants,

And lay in the grass,

Cause I'm in the mood,

For a piece of that ASS!