02/03/2015 10:34 GMT | Updated 02/03/2015 10:59 GMT

What's The Worst Job You Could Possibly Have If You Had A Permanent Erection?

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"If you were cursed with a permanent erection, what would be the worst job you could possibly have?"

It's not your everyday conversation starter, but when somebody pitched this question to the masses on t'internet, Reddit users flocked in their droves to offer their two cents on the subject.

From yoga instructors to scuba divers and shopping centre Santas, these career choices are not for those who are easily, ahem, excited...

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