Forget faking a phone call or pretending you're ill, there are far more inventive ways to end a terrible date.
Try these tactics at your own peril...
Hold on, my ex's calling. #DitchYourDateIn5Words— Privileged Matt (@WeLikeFreedom76) March 19, 2015
#DitchYourDateIn5Words I Don't Want No Scrubs— Chai Hard (@ElSangito) March 19, 2015
I love you, want kids? #DitchYourDateIn5Words— Ted Mosby, Professor (@tedmosby) March 19, 2015
#DitchYourDateIn5Words I am a freelance writer.— Charles Davis (@charliearchy) March 19, 2015
"Just a thing I do.."March 18, 2015
#DitchYourDateIn5Words I slept with your mum..— Tom Syndicate (@ProSyndicate) March 18, 2015ADVERTISEMENT
Let me introduce my mother.... #DitchYourDateIn5Words— Doc (@DocDarnell) March 18, 2015
My favorite group is Nickelback. #DitchYourDateIn5Words— KillerBunnyFooFoo™ (@PolitiBunny) March 18, 2015
I left the cat alone .... #DitchYourDateIn5Words— James McVey (@TheVampsJames) March 18, 2015
#DitchYourDateIn5Words You looked different through binoculars.— Malav Karkar (@MalavKarkar) March 18, 2015