Forget faking a phone call or pretending you're ill, there are far more inventive ways to end a terrible date.
When @HashtagSkirmish asked people on Twitter to reveal how they would #DitchYourDateIn5Words, the good people of the internet responded with some hilarious answers.
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Try these tactics at your own peril...
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