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07/05/2015 06:43 BST | Updated 07/05/2015 06:59 BST

#BeardProblems: 14 Issues All Bearded People Are Forced To Tackle

Tom Hardy and Kelly Marcel arrive for the British Academy Film Awards 2014 After Party at the Grosvenor Hotel, in central London, Sunday, Feb. 16, 2014. (Photo by Jonathan Short/Invision/AP)
Jonathan Short/Invision/AP
Tom Hardy and Kelly Marcel arrive for the British Academy Film Awards 2014 After Party at the Grosvenor Hotel, in central London, Sunday, Feb. 16, 2014. (Photo by Jonathan Short/Invision/AP)

It's hard having an awesome beard. Here are some of the undocumented struggles of epic facial hair:


1. Having a barbecue is basically out of the question.


2. So is having children.

Nearly two weeks old, and this little booger already has quite the grip. #beardproblems #hisnameisjohn

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3. There's all the questions you need to deal with.

#beardproblems #beardnation

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4. You can't drink Guinness without it being the main talking point of the evening.

#Guinness #BeardProblems

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5. Or eat ice cream.


6. Or go out in the cold, ever.


7. It's impossible to hide a spillage gracefully.

When "Saving it for later" is taken literally. #beard #beardproblems #goddamnmotherfuckingyogurt

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8. CRUMBS.

#beardproblems

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9. Even something as simple as blowing your nose is a total minefield.


10. And can you eat cupcakes, the source of all the world's happiness? No chance.


11. Your ID looks nothing like you.

#beard #beards #bearded #tattoo #tattoos #beardproblems

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12. But that doesn't matter because your beard ages you so much you won't need ID. Ever.

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13. Working in the food service industry isn't really an option.

I hate beard nets. #selfie #beard #beardproblems #winco #work #annoying #itchy

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14. But at least you could get a job at the local airport as a windsock.

It's kinda windy. ••• #beard #beardlife #beardproblems #beardporn #pogonophile #life #thestruggle

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