LIFESTYLE
22/06/2015 10:15 BST | Updated 22/06/2015 10:59 BST

Glitter Pills Are DEFINITELY NOT Meant To Make Your Poo Sparkly

An innocent looking page on an innocent looking website is selling an innocent looking product called glitter pills.

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Glitter. In pill form. Whatever could they be for?

Well the seller insists they are simply a "unique product that many people simply find fascinating".

But one thing's for sure - THEY ARE NOT TO BE EATEN TO MAKE YOU POO SPARKLY.

A very certain FAQ section on the page goes as follows...

Q. Will these make my poop glittery?

A. We have no idea, they are for decorative purposes only.

Q. Am I supposed to eat Glitterpills?

A. No, absolutely not, the risk is entirely on you, the customer.

Q. Are these safe to eat?

A. Probably not, if you decide to eat them, you assume all liability and risk that comes with that decision. IN OTHER WORDS DO NOT EAT GLITTERPILLS!!!

Q. What is the point of Glitterpills?

A. They look awesome!!! They are a unique product that many people simply find fascinating.

You're still thinking about eating them though aren't you?

£4.21 since you ask...