Great British Bake Off is back on our screens, and it's got us glued to the sofa once again. It's at its usual innuendo-ridden gold standard, so here's how the second episode went down, illustrated with funny tweets.
New #GBBO drinking game
Down your drink every time Paul looks at someone like they shat on his shoe— Mary Berry (@MaryBerryNOT) August 12, 2015
Warning: here be spoilers.
We kicked off with two hours to make 24 biscotti:
Paul's "good luck" means "you're going to need all the hope in hell that I enjoy your shit." #GBBO— Molly Bolly Wolly (@MollyEvelet) August 12, 2015
But we were all missing Stu and his odd tastes a little bit:
But then this bloke put ROSEMARY in a biscuit:
Even Ian is surprised his rosemary biscuits taste goodAugust 12, 2015
'My Rosemary is vindicated' perhaps the most middle class thing ever said. Mind you he does have a half timbered henhouse #GBBO— Mr Burns (@supernoodle76) August 12, 2015
We got a bit more insight into the posh one's life:
Aga last week, travelling in Italy this week, next week I bet Flora tells us about her cello lessons #GBBO— Kate Bottley (@revkatebottley) August 12, 2015
Flora is a cocky git. She's like that girl in class who'd remind the teacher that there was homework. #GBBO— Andrew (@Andrewgavinn) August 12, 2015
Things got a bit more technical with some wafer thin spirals of puff pastry known as an arlette:
Yeah, it was Paul's choice. He had his crafty little face on.
"Why did you choose this challenge?"
"Because I'm a twat and nobody's ever, ever heard of it."August 12, 2015
Then this happened:
The judging was one of the crumbiest things to ever happen:
Pretend you're on #GBBO tomorrow by having a mouth full of biscuits whilst telling your co-workers they're shit at their jobs.— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) August 12, 2015
Dorret actually won something, which was good after last week's TOTAL mishap.
Forget last week's mudslide.August 12, 2015
The showstopper? A box. Made of biscuit. To carry more biscuits. Which is incredible, and an open goal for innuendos:
"How can we make biscuits better?"
"Put them inside biscuit?"
"I love you Mary"
"I love you Paul" #GBBO— Dave Turner (@mrdaveturner) August 12, 2015
If Tamal wants to fill my box with his sticky treats I'm down with that.August 12, 2015
Mat made a gingerbread fire engine, because obviously he hasn't mentioned the whole "firefighting" thing enough.
Is Mat a firefighter? Does he fight fires? With the fire brigade?! I WOULD NEVER HAVE KNOWN #GBBO— Mary Berry (@MaryBerryNOT) August 12, 2015
Ugne attempted to make a marshmallow baby stealing the biscuits, because apparently that's a thing:
"I AM MAKING FONDANT BABY LEGS" yeah Ugne is my favourite #gbbo— Chris Rubery (@Chrisrubery) August 12, 2015
Dorret decided to use a cookie cutter to make little green frogs:
She's making biscuit freddo... #GBBO— Behlul™ (@behlul_official) August 12, 2015
Mary Berry WILL NOT STAND FOR a shortcut #GBBO— Stylist Magazine (@StylistMagazine) August 12, 2015
And Ian made... This:
So many innuendos.
And Alvin didn't quite finish...
Alvin goes for the flat-pack version of a biscuit box...August 12, 2015
Tell them it's Ikea inspired Alvin! You've got this! #GBBO— Lara Jones (@laracajones) August 12, 2015
You just couldn't get Paul to switch off:
“I don’t like them… I love them!”August 12, 2015
In the end, Ian was the star baker and Marie got sent home:
Oh come on, Norman's War On Flavour was allowed to go on for weeks! You can't kick Marie out after two. #gbbo— Steven Perkins (@stevenperkins) August 12, 2015
Sorry Marie, that's just how the cookie crumbles. #GBBO— JUST EAT UK (@JustEatUK) August 12, 2015
And did you spot this?