Because Mary Berry isn't all about soggy bottoms, you know...
1. She has that cheeky glint in her eye like all good Grandmas should have
2. She'd always be up for some fun and games, even if it involved her getting on a spacehopper
3. She'd always be amazed by your achievements, even if they seem like nothing to you
4. She’d be the best supporter on the touchline at your football matches
5. She'd think that you had no idea about the fact she loves the odd tipple or two
6. But then she'd get tiddly off the mulled wine on Christmas Day and be a total sass-bot
7. Occasionally she'd say something so embarrassing, but would have no idea why you were laughing at her
8. Which would make you love her even more
9. But she would never take any shit from you
10. And would never be afraid to tell you like it is
11. But whatever life choices you'd make, she’d be your biggest cheerleader, no matter how silly they were
12. And she'd defend you from anyone who says otherwise
13. Because after all, she's a total badass
14. PLEASE ADOPT US, MAZZA!