The ‘EastEnders’ actor has shown us all the unique qualities (and vocabulary) he would bring to the role of 007, if he were ever to land the part.
In a series of videos posted on Twitter, Danny dubbed his voice over scenes from various Bond films, and the result makes us wish Daniel Craig would hand in his notice immediately.
Here’s a few things that would happen if the eastend bad boy took over as MI6’s golden boy…
Bond’s drink of choice would no longer be a Martini, and it certainly wouldn’t be shaken or stirred.
I'm just putting it out there......If Daniel Craig wants to move on... pic.twitter.com/w8FqA0gRps— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) October 26, 2015
And 007 wouldn’t always have full control of his bowels.
I was born for it.... pic.twitter.com/ZQbN0PWk4G— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) October 26, 2015
Especially when he saw a spider.
Worst Bond Ever!!!! pic.twitter.com/8yLuhRkHQV— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) October 26, 2015
But he would still “have a roll about” with the ladies, and would even wash his bits before hand “out of respect”.
Romance.... pic.twitter.com/D1C5fkoiMe— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) October 26, 2015
Or, if producers didn’t think he was *quite* suitable for the role, he’d be the perfect Bond villain.
Or I suppose the obvious choice is the Villain... pic.twitter.com/5JNp2yCxJG— Danny Dyer (@MrDDyer) October 26, 2015
SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN.