A woman has live-tweeted her neighbours having extremely loud sex and the audio recordings are genuinely mind-boggling.
Stacey Ritzen, who is a writer and editor for UPROXXX, took a series of videos inside her apartment while her neighbours were getting down to business next door.
In each of the clips a woman can be heard having absolutely ear-shattering orgasms.
Who wants to hear my terrible neighbor having extremely loud sex? pic.twitter.com/ABIhEKlQJs— Stacey Ritzen (@StaceyRitzen) January 5, 2016
Once the wailing started it just kept going on...
So this is still happening pic.twitter.com/xNHCuq3Aup— Stacey Ritzen (@StaceyRitzen) January 5, 2016
Oh god... it's starting again. HOW MANY ORGASMS MUST ONE WOMAN HAVE????— Stacey Ritzen (@StaceyRitzen) January 5, 2016
HAND TO GOD pic.twitter.com/VoEkrYGK6f— Stacey Ritzen (@StaceyRitzen) January 5, 2016
FYI my video camera cut off halfway into that last one so it just sounds like someone is being murdered. I assure you that's not the case.— Stacey Ritzen (@StaceyRitzen) January 5, 2016ADVERTISEMENT
Thankfully the excitement was (almost) over by the next day.
If anyone's wondering, my neighbor is not having loud sex today. She's just having loud friends over. Still, loud talking/laughing > orgasms— Stacey Ritzen (@StaceyRitzen) January 6, 2016
If we were you Stacey, we'd invest in some earplugs.