11 things which make you a Goldsmiths student.
You'll be tired of telling people that, no, you don't make jewellery.(01 of11)
Open Image Modal'Goldsmiths' might be the name of a popular high-street jewellers, but it's also the name of a university! (credit:BARRI12 via Getty Images)
No matter how left-wing you consider yourself to be, there will always, always be some more radical than you.(02 of11)
Open Image ModalAlthough these blokes had great beards, they didn't have sleeve tattoos. I know, how is that possible? (credit:Darko Vojinovic/AP)
You'll think its only a matter of time before you'll be accepting some sort of award.(03 of11)
Open Image ModalThe alumni includes 7 Turner Prize winners and recipients of Oscars, Mercury Music prizes, Ivor Novellos and BAFTAS. "I'd like to thank my parents, my friends..." (credit:Johnny Green/PA Archive)
If you've been on a student protest, you loved it.(04 of11)
Open Image ModalNothing is more fun than flares, grumpy anarchists and the freedom to hurl abuse at the police. (credit:Matt Dunham/AP)
You'll have accumulated approximately 17 hours of queuing time outside the Bussey Building. (05 of11)
Open Image ModalYou won't look this happy. Nor dress like this. Nor, in fact, be as unrealistically good looking. (credit:Chris Ryan via Getty Images)
You'll wish you were there in 2009 when Blur played at the SU. (06 of11)
Open Image ModalAlthough, if you don't like Blur, you'll probably feel indifferent about missing a gig that happened six years ago. (credit:Doug Peters/Doug Peters)
If you don't study art you'll be tired of explaining to everyone that Goldsmiths does offer other subjects. (07 of11)
Open Image ModalAlthough, there is no denying they're obsessed with art. Every degree has an art infused module. 'The politics of art'. 'The anthropology of art'. You get my drift... (credit:Vital Pictures via Getty Images)
If you do study art, you'll be tired of trying to live up to the hype of the university's Fine Art alumni. (08 of11)
Open Image ModalYes, we know. Damien Hirst. Anthony Gormley. Steve McQueen. Heard it all before. (credit:Cultura/K.Magnusson via Getty Images)
You'll love the gender neutral toilets in the Students Union.(09 of11)
Open Image ModalAnd, you'll know that they're the best social space in the newly refurbished Students Union. (credit:energyy via Getty Images)
You'll get so lost in the Richard Hoggart building and think it should be renamed the Richard 'Hogwarts' building. (10 of11)
Open Image ModalHow can so many staircases not lead to where you think must be their logical destination? (credit:micnames via Getty Images)
You'll be quick to dispute the 'danger' of living in Lewisham.(11 of11)
Open Image Modal"The UK's most violent borough. I don't think so. My mates and I, we're pretty much all still alive." (credit:hmmm_tea/Flickr)