Kim Kardashian, fashion icon (err, sort of), joined in the Fashion's Night Out fun wearing a figure hugging black number with a belt big enough to imply she had been victorious in a bout of wrestling. Here's Fashion Priest's official response:
"Now, everyone knows I love the Sisters Kardashian as much as the next Priest (what divorce?). But all the black? Who died? And more importantly, why wasn't I asked to perform the last fashion rites?
"The eye make-up screams 'lingerie catalogue'. As do those ankle-cuff shoes. And somewhere there's a small championship boxer who wants his belt back.
"Step this way into my confashional booth, Mrs Kardashian. We need a little tete-a-tete..."
What do you think?