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'My Butt Has A Line Of Symmetry': Hilarious Instagram Account Reveals Children's Oddest Thoughts

'My Butt Has A Line Of Symmetry': Hilarious Quotes From Kids
Amy Packham
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A teacher has set up an anonymous Instagram account to reveal all the hilarious comments she hears from kids during their lunch break.

"Live From Snack Time!" was created because the teacher said she felt compelled to document the best quotes she's ever heard.

She told Cosmopolitan.com: "Their thoughts are genuine and pure. The kids are trying to figure out the world around them.

"Some teachers might feel the crazy questions are attention-seeking, manipulative, or the class clown acting out, I feel they are genuine, real, curious."

So sit back, relax and let these hilarious quotes to brighten up your day...

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Funny Love Notes
A sincere apology:(01 of11)
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A ransom note from the heart: (02 of11)
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An urgent Valentine's Day message: (03 of11)
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A lunchbox note that tells it like it is: (04 of11)
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A candid birthday greeting: (05 of11)
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And a bootylicious one too: (06 of11)
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A term of endearment surely:(07 of11)
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A "sh*tty" surprise: (08 of11)
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An easily accomplished to-do list: (09 of11)
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A simple declaration of love: (10 of11)
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A complimentary snack: (11 of11)
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