If you turn up on the red carpet during Berlin Fashion Week wearing what can perhaps best* be described as undercrackers for the Valkyrie fashioned from Rapunzel's grandmother's hairdo we're going to assume you want us to write about you.
*or, at the very least, entertainingly...
This here is Micaela Schafer, a model and former Germany's Next Top Model contestant, who turned up at BFW for the Spring/Summer 2013 presentations wearing not a huge amount.
What do you think?