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Man Leaves Hilarious 'Free Dating Advice' Notes In Supermarket

Rachel Moss— The Huffington Post UK

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Forget "compliment your date" or "research the venue", one man has some rather unusual tips for impressing a potential partner.

The unidentified gent left cards with "free dating advice" on them in the flower section of his local supermarket.

The tips have been viewed on Imgur more than 200,000 times in four days.

And with hilarious points like "show up to the date with a small gift, like a bouquet of flowers or a six-pack of chicken nuggets", we can totally see why.

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Terrible Dating Advice From Celebrities

Gwyneth Paltrow(01 of07)

Chelsea Handler revealed that Gwyneth Paltrow has a quick fix to end all fights with her man Chris Martin. "You were like, whatever you're doing, do the opposite. If you feel angry, go at him with love and you give him a blowjob," Handler recounted to the actress. (credit:AP)

Adam Levine(02 of07)

Adam Levine suggests testing your date to make sure their heart is in the right place. "I always like to dress up in a tuxedo and tell the girl to dress real fancy. I like to pick her up and go to McDonalds in a tuxedo. It’s my move. You don’t have to shell out a bunch of money on the first date," he told Refinery 29 last year. "You don’t want to show it all off on the first date, you know? Dress fancy, but go to McDonalds. Her world will be so rocked. " (credit:Getty)

Patti Stanger(03 of07)

Professional matchmaker Patti Stanger, suggests only dating at your lowest weight possible and hunkering down on the cosmetic procedures: “I had to find a diet that would kick me back into dating shape, because I know that I can't date at size 8. I have to date at size 2. And it's just a fact of nature. Go get your injections and your chemical peels. You gotta look good to attract a man.”

Uma Thurman(04 of07)

Uma Thurman apparently offered up this turd of wisdom to Britain's Now magazine: "It seems harder and harder to make contact with men, especially for mature women. But it's better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than someone who doesn't flush the toilet." (credit:Getty)

Julie Delpy (05 of07)

Julie Delpy offered some relationship advice to men via Esquire back in 2007: "We need you to be reachable at all times, but we don't always pick up our phones when you call. We realize this seems like a double standard; if you'd like to discuss it further, just leave a message." (credit:Getty)

Megan Fox(06 of07)

Megan Fox believes there is no use for 20-something men:"Boys in their twenties are a waste of time. They have nothing to offer conversationally; they’re immature." (credit:Getty)

Ke$ha(07 of07)

Ke$ha's advice on how to get over a breakup doesn't sounds like it would work for everyone: "Start by writing a nasty song about him, have your record come out all over the world, then make out with some hot bearded dude.” (credit:Getty)

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