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This Crocheted Men's Minion Thong Will Make Valentine's Day 2016 One To Remember

This Minion Thong Is Everything That's Wrong With Valentine's Underwear
Natasha Hinde
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For those who want to push the boundaries this Valentine's Day, you can now get your hands (and other bodily parts) on a crocheted men's Minion thong.

Let's just take a few moments to let that news sink in.

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The knitted undies feature a yellow minion design and the cartoon-themed penis cosy can be attached around the body using crocheted ties.

It is made from acrylic yarn and is available in sizes XXS to XXL.

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People who are thrilled by this unusual underwear can purchase a thong from Etsy store 'karsona11' from $20 (roughly £13).

The shop also sells crocheted elephant thongs, as well as Darth Vader and dolphin thongs.

One thing's for sure, we'll never look at those cute, little minions in the same way again.

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Valentine's Day Gifts For Men
Miik Men "Mick" Signature Square Neck Tee(01 of15)
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Because your boyfriend is a "jeans and a T-shirt kind of guy."$112, available at miikmen.ca. (credit:MiiK Men)
Calvin Klein Eternity for Men(02 of15)
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Your eternity with bae starts with a signature fragrance.$89, available at Hudson's Bay, Sephora and Shoppers Drug Mart. (credit:Calvin Klein)
Brooks Brothers Bedford Cord Cargo Pant(03 of15)
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Get your man a new pair of pants so we looks extra cute on date night.$98.50, available at Brooks Brothers. (credit:Brooks Brothers)
Dharma Co. Nirvana Sunglasses(04 of15)
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Planning a romantic holiday with your love this year? Then these are a must. $99, available at Dharma Co. (credit:Dharma Co.)
Bench Onside Zip Thru Hooded Jacket(05 of15)
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For those chilly winter days, the gift of warmth will have him utterly thankful.$59.99 (sale), available at Bench. (credit:Bench)
Nike SB Stefan Janoski Max Suede(06 of15)
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Get your boy some fresh new kicks just in time for the spring.$145, available at Nike. (credit:Nike)
COS High-Neck Yak-Wool Jumper(07 of15)
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Because any guy who can pull off a turtleneck is automatically our Valentine.$139, available at COS. (credit:COS)
SWIMS Attache Bag(08 of15)
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A new bag for when you kiss your sweetheart off to work.$259, available at SWIMS. (credit:SWIMS)
Daniel Wellington Classic Collection, St. Mawes - ROse Gold, 36mm Watch(09 of15)
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So your Valentine can count down the minutes until he sees you next.$265, available at Indigo. (credit:Indigo)
Jack Black Double Edge Safety Razor(10 of15)
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We know you love your man with a beard, but this gift is for when you're in the mood to see him without all that hair.$155, available at getjackblack.ca. (credit:Jack Black)
Peace Collective Canadian Built Crewneck(11 of15)
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Because he loves his country too.$59.99, available at peace-collective.com. (credit:Peace Collective)
Speechlust Men's Epch Necklace(12 of15)
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Give something meaningful to your loved one this VDay.$73.59, available at Speechlust. (credit:Speechlust)
Acne Studios Boxa Woven Black Boxers(13 of15)
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Does this gift really need explaining?$90, available at Acne Studios. (credit:Acne Studios)
Kiehl's Facial Fuel(14 of15)
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Trust us, you'll want to kiss a moisturized face this Feb. 14th.$31, available at Kiehl's. (credit:Kiehl's)
James Perse Clear Jersey Double Raglan(15 of15)
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To keep your babe cozy.$318, available at James Perse. (credit:James Perse)

[H/T Mashable]

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