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'The Dress' Sexy Halloween Costume Now Exists, Women Everywhere Weep

Groans Ensue As 'The Dress' Is Turned Into A Sexy Halloween Costume
Rosy Cherrington
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Somewhere, there is a 10th circle of hell for the people who come up with 'sexy' fancy dress outfits.

No one is entirely sure what would drive another human to the depths of insanity required to create a 'Sexy Orange Wedge' costume. Perhaps they just want to laugh at women, perhaps it's just some dude with a fruit fetish.

We'll never know.

But now the folks that brought you such fancy dress gems as 'Sexy Green Plumber' and Donna T. Rumpshaker (aka sexy Donald Trump) have tapped into the consciousness of internet savvy women to create the sexy 'dress' based on ... yeah, that dress that sparked the world's most ridiculous debate few months ago.

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Yandy.com is now selling a "What Is The Colour?" Dress Costume, priced at $46.95 (around £31).

Is it blue and black, or white and gold? Or just the worst Halloween costume ever.

Forgetting completely that you can still buy the actual dress (which was blue and black in case you were living under a rock for most of the summer), they decided to find another way to make drunk people argue.

What's next? Sexy sex offenders? Sexy children? Oh wait, there's already an entire schoolgirl section.

Check out some other Halloween costume worst offenders below:

Sexy Halloween Costumes Of Note
Sexy Orange Wedge(01 of15)
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The fruit you want to.... (credit:Yandy.com)
Sexy Tin Man(02 of15)
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Not our first answer to the question "Which is the sexiest character in the Wizard Of Oz?" Actually, come to think of it, the Tin Man wasn't our second, third or fourth answer either.$64.99 (credit:HalloweenCostumes.com)
Sexy Cowardly Lion(03 of15)
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He was, however, slightly higher on the list than the Cowardly Lion.$78.99 (credit:HalloweenCostumes.com)
Sexy Bumblebee(04 of15)
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This is the costume which kicked this whole thing off. WHY? Why is a sexy bumblebee a thing? And where is her stinger? Surely that means she is a sexy DEAD bumblebee? $32.99 (credit:HalloweenCostumes.com)
Sexy Panda(05 of15)
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LOOK. Pandas don't even find EACH OTHER sexy. That's kind of why they're going extinct. $56.99 (credit:HalloweenCostumes.com)
Sexy Owl(06 of15)
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We would like to query "Sexy Owl". Mostly because we feel it could be more accurately titled "Sexy Tarred And Feathered And Trapped In A Set Of Boudoir Curtains Highwayman"$38.99 (credit:HalloweenCostumes.com)
Naughty Nemo(07 of15)
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If the object of your affection is into underage fish we suggest you take a few moments to re-evaluate what you want from this encounter.$56.99 (credit:HalloweenCostumes.com)
Sexy Plumber (Green)(08 of15)
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Yes. Aggressively sexy legally-distinct-from-Luigi has arrived to fix YOUR boiler.We don't want to think about what happens when Sexy Plumber (Red) arrives a few minutes later.$34.99 (credit:HalloweenCostumes.com)
Sexy Donatello Ninja Turtle(09 of15)
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1. Sexy Ninja Turtle?2. If you really MUST have a sexy ninja turtle WHY would it be Donatello? As the song goes "Donatello does machines". Are you a machine? No.$48.99 (credit:HalloweenCostumes.com)
Sexy Red Queen(10 of15)
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Judging by the costume there seems to have been a titular mix up - this is actually the Sexy Queen Of Hearts. A sexy psychopath rather than a sexy pedant.$54.99 (credit:HalloweenCostumes.com)
Sexy Chucky(11 of15)
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For anyone who finds themselves getting hot for murderous possessed children's toys.$42.99 (credit:HalloweenCostumes.com)
Sexy Big Bird(12 of15)
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Or for gigantic neurotic birds.$47.99 (credit:HalloweenCostumes.com)
Night School Girl(13 of15)
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Because School Girl is such a broad fetish it's not unfeasible to assume it contains within it all kinds of niche sub-fetishes. We would, however, say that if she's wearing this to go to night school she might want to invest in a reflective jacket so motorists can see her better.$42.99 (credit:HalloweenCostumes.com)
Sexy Twister(14 of15)
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And in the "sexy inanimate objects" category we have Sexy Twister. PS You could totally make this at home with a copy of the game and a stapler.$29.99 (credit:HalloweenCostumes.com)
Sexy Sky Blue Crayon(15 of15)
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Ah yes, the sexy world of children's craft materials. Available in a variety of colours, the Sexy Crayon costumes are probably your best bet for getting down and dirty with Sexy PVA Glue or Sexy Safety Scissors.$26.99 (credit:HalloweenCostumes.com)

SEE ALSO:

You Can Now Buy A 'Sexy Donald Trump' Halloween Costume

This Double Vision Halloween Makeup Tutorial Will Trip You Out

Bestival Summer Of Love Fancy Dress That Stole Our Hearts

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