What happens in the bedroom stays in the bedroom, right? Wrong.
A recent survey, conducted by online pharmacy UKMedix, has highlighted some overwhelmingly common bedroom faux pas. And frankly, we wish these sex revelations had remained between closed doors.
While some lovers are having sex on all different kinds of furniture - from hammocks to egg chairs - it turns out that more than one third (39%) of clumsy Brits have fallen off the bed during sex.
In another cringe-worthy confession that wouldn't seem out of place in a romcom, almost half (42%) have either called out or been called the wrong name.
Here is a list of all the things that often go wrong between the sheets, but that most of us haven't spoken about. Until now...
How many of these incidents sound familiar? Let us know in the comments below.
Top Sex Mistakes
'Misdirected Thrusting'(01 of07)
Open Image Modal51% of people have experienced 'misdirected thrusting'. We all know what that means. (credit:Dana Hursey via Getty Images)
Calling Wrong Name(02 of07)
Open Image ModalIt might sound like something out of a naff romcom, but 42% of respondents said calling out the wrong person's name. Awkward. (credit:Jacob Wackerhausen via Getty Images)
Falling off the bed(03 of07)
Open Image Modal39% of respondents have fallen off the bed during sex. Our advice? Do it on the floor. (credit:Tom Merton via Getty Images)
Getting Caught(04 of07)
Open Image Modal31% have been caught getting down and dirty - quite the mood killer. (credit:Amann via Getty Images)
Love hurts(05 of07)
Open Image Modal29% have endured injuries such as carpet burns. But then, no pain no gain. (credit:Sam Diephuis via Getty Images)
Getting stuck(06 of07)
Open Image Modal11% have found themselves stuck in restraints or outfits. (credit:Paul Bradbury via Getty Images)
Missing items(07 of07)
Open Image Modal9% have lost items in inappropriate places - we'll spare you the details. (credit:Steen Larsen via Getty Images)