08/10/2015 07:08 BST | Updated 07/10/2016 06:12 BST

Latest U2 Product Available Now!

Christmas is nearly upon us and I would just like to alert you all to a brand new play centre that combines contemporary music with pure fun and frivolity. It's the 'Bono Play 2000' - 16 yards of perspex tubing leading to a cozy plastic house filled with the finest bedding - look at Bono's little face - he's loving it: PRICE TBC