Helen Wallen

Toddler survivor, baby producer and author of

I am WallyMummy… blogger, funny lady, mother of two, gin enthusiast, and occasionally jealous of thin people until I remember how much I like cake.

My award-winning blog documents all the shit, the funny and the brilliant bits (mostly shit) about being a Mummy to my 3-year old girl and baby son.

Formerly a copywriter/PR-type person, I'm now dedicated to growing human-beings in my uterus, (well, I did that twice and in between it’s mostly been the cake/gin thing) and blogging about life with a baby and a toddler.

These days I can mostly be found in cafes (pubs) breast-feeding with one arm, tweeting on my iPhone with the other, and shouting at my daughter to put her f@*king shoes back on.