A Look Back At 2011 In Rhyme - Part 1

A Look Back At 2011 In Rhyme - Part 1

Happy New Year everyone. Part 2 will follow soon.

Ohh... Sama,

You were Bin, and now you're gone,

And I don't know if I can go on.

Ohh... Sama,

Already missing your folksy style

Of Islamofascism delivered with a smile.

Well Obama looked calmer than the Dalai Lama

As he told of the unfolding of Osama's harmer drama.

Was like a Hollywood movie without any equal

Sure enough Gaddafi's death felt like a disappointing sequel.

Bin... Laden

No wonder you didn't get a pardon

See the state of that Abattabad garden?

Alan Titchmarsh's attitude did harden.

Ohh... Sama,

More hated than Jeffrey Dharma,

And Tony Martin the Norfolk falmer.

Less popular than Geoffrey Palmer,

Buried at sea so no need of an embalmer,

Picked a bad day not to wear your armour

Maybe now Abattabad

Will be visited by Judith Chalmer...s

Oh, sama.

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