15 Corny Valentine's Day Cards For Couples Who Just Get Each Other

"I love overeating with you."
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Whether your Valentine’s Day plans are to settle down for a cozy night in, stay in the country’s most romantic hotel, or put some of those sexy couples toys to good use, corniness and horniness are all you need for a good time.

If your Valentine is the kind of person who hates candy hearts and sappy things, give them a corny card they’re sure to love as much as they love you. To narrow down the selection, we’ve found 15 corny Valentine’s Day cards for couples who really get each other.

Take a look below at 15 corny Valentine’s Day cards:

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1
Funny pie chart card
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Still love you card
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3
'Titanic' card
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4
Without you card
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5
The only one card
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6
Turn on card
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7
Keeping you card
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8
Mary Berry card
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9
Corny card
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10
Love is card
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Something between us card
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12
Life's moments card
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13
Introverting card
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14
Overeating card
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15
Paul Hollywood card
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