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13 Weird Pickup Lines People Have Actually Used On Dating Apps

Tinder dudes and dudettes: Please step up your game. 😂
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Senior Reporter, HuffPost Life

The face most people make when they open up Tinder.
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The face most people make when they open up Tinder.

Being on dating apps in 2018 is a real mixed bag: You might meet the love of your life, or you could just end up getting insulted by some pathetic Tinder troll. But one thing is certain: You will definitely receive some weird messages from strangers in the process.

We poked around to find some of the bizarre pickup lines people have used on dating apps ― you may have even received one yourself. Without further ado, here are a few of the more awkward attempts to strike up a conversation:

1
Appreciate the honesty, bud.
@dating_in_your_20s/Instagram
2
Wow, instantly aroused. 🥑
@EastTNLady/Twitter
3
We see a trend emerging...
Courtesy of Sarah M.
4
The fart of love.
@phreek.show
5
Can't think of why not.
Courtesy of Lindsey
6
Holy (sea) cow.
@chateaumargot/Instagram
7
That took a turn.
@douchediaryy/Instagram
8
Laying it on thicc.
@douchediaryy/Instagram
9
You seem more like a Quailman, tbh.
@dating_in_your_20s/Instagram
10
When you watch "Master Of None” but can't afford Whole Foods.
Courtesy of Bethany
11
Sorry, won't be touching your pole, if that's where this is headed.
@dating_in_your_20s/Instagram
12
Cute? You'd be ADORABLE.
@boymessagesgirl/Instagram
13
Dang, let Princess Daisy live.
douchediaryy/Instagram

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