A guy has come up with what is quite possibly the world’s worst excuse for a mysterious love bite that appeared on his neck.
Alex Snapchatted his girlfriend and said: “Babe don’t get mad! I got to show you something.
“I told my dad yesterday I was gunna see you today and he thought it would be funny to jump on me to wake me up and he gave me a hickey (sic).
“I was like really! This bitch is huge!!! My mom said I look like white trash.”
There are no words.
Alex’s partner simply responded: “Alex you got me f**ked up.”
The tweet was shared on Twitter by Daniel (@MyFavsTrash) where it has been shared more than 6,500 times.
The internet, understandably, found it hilarious and baffling.
Moral of the story? Don’t cheat.