Here Are 10 Things None Of Us Can Be Doing In This Humid Heatwave

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Summer is meant to be here but instead we’ve been left with a humid soup of thunderstorms and not-quite-rain.

Instead of just chucking it then clearing off, the skies have decided to hang over us like a blanket of moisture, making our hair a fluffy bonnet and any outfit we put on entirely inappropriate within hours.

Honestly by this point we’d rather it was cold (though if Europe’s ‘hell inferno’ forecast is anything to go by, our wish won’t come true anytime soon).

Here are the 10 things none of us can be bothered doing in this heatwave.

1. Eating

Anyone else struggle to know what to eat in this sticky humid weather?! Apart from entire cucumbers noshed like a banana, I'm really not in the mood to cook and it's thrown me right out. What do you do?
— Jack Monroe (@BootstrapCook) June 25, 2019

2. Working

how am I meant to do some work when I can't even tell where my uncomfortably warm flesh ends and the repulsively humid air around it begins
— Marie Le Conte (@youngvulgarian) June 25, 2019

3. The Commute

Top 10 most humid places in the world:
1. The Central Line
2. The Piccadilly Line
3. The Northern Line
…
— Matt Gray (@MattGrayYES) June 24, 2019

4. Sleeping

So just in case I hadn’t already noticed how hot and humid it is thanks to the sweat running down my crack, my toddler has confirmed it by refusing to fucking sleep because it’s 27 fucking degrees in her room.
— GirlInOldSchoolJail (@GirlJail) June 25, 2019

5. Staying dry

Why’s it soooooo humid it’s vile I’m literally dripping
— fokin el😏 (@elklien) June 24, 2019

6. Getting dressed

I've seen winter coats on people, I literally wore tank top and my flare trackies I was fine today, it was humid wearing layers was a no for me. But then when it's actually cold see people hardly wearing anything. I live in London also.
— Loopy aka Lucy (@loopysos) June 25, 2019

7. Good hair days

Me tomorrow after I straightened my hair tonight knowing dang well it’s supposed to be humid pic.twitter.com/kq1o0hcV8P
— Shannon Nicholson (@Shannon_faye97) June 26, 2019

8. Predicting the weather

Can the weather app stop predicting me thunderstorms and then not delivering?

It's got absolutely no right to be this muggy and humid and yet there to be no storms

Fuming
— Oliver (@Furious_Coco) June 25, 2019

9. Being reasonable

It should be illegal to be this humid in the UK
— Jess 💔 (@WeasleyRiddle) June 25, 2019

10. Ever being cool again

In London for a few days and it's so humid and hot and sticky. Like living in a world where everyone's just stopped running for the bus.
— Stuart Kenny (@StuartKenny) June 26, 2019

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