18 Tweets That Sum Up The Sheer Ridiculousness Of The Whole 'Lorraine Kelly' Debacle

Twitter had a lot of fun with this one.

The showbiz world has been rocked to its very core by the news that the lovely, smiley breakfast TV presenter we all know as Lorraine Kelly is actually a character played by a “theatrical artist”, also called Lorraine Kelly.

In a £1.2 million tax battle Lorraine was fighting against HMRC, a tribunal heard that she does not appear as herself on her weekday ITV show, instead “presenting a persona of herself”.

As Judge Jennifer Dean sided with Lorraine in the tax row, which also saw her rule Lorraine should be treated as a “self-employed star” rather than one employed by ITV, the judge bizarrely claimed: “We did not accept that Ms Kelly simply appeared as herself – we were satisfied that Ms Kelly presents a persona of herself, she presents herself as a brand and that is the brand ITV sought when engaging her.

Lorraine Kelly, or "Lorraine Kelly" depending on who you ask or what time of day it is
Lorraine Kelly, or "Lorraine Kelly" depending on who you ask or what time of day it is

“All parts of the show are a performance, the act being to perform the role of a friendly, chatty and fun personality,” she added.

“We should make clear we do not doubt that Ms Kelly is an entertaining lady but the point is that for the time Ms Kelly is contracted to perform live on air she is public ‘Lorraine Kelly’.

“She may not like the guest she interviews, she may not like the food she eats, she may not like the film she viewed but that is where the performance lies.”

After everyone had gotten over the pure shock of realising we’d been watching someone play the part of Lorraine Kelly every morning for 30 years, the jokes started pouring in on Twitter...

There were calls to diversify the role of “Lorraine Kelly”

There was confusion of whether her Twitter (the ironically named @reallorraine) belonged to Lorraine Kelly or “Lorraine Kelly”

The suggestion of a whole documentary series about “Lorraine Kelly” had us sold

But the idea also posed one very important question

Some quickly remembered her turn on Bo Selecta

There were also calls for Lorraine Kelly to win awards for her daily performance as “Lorraine Kelly” on Lorraine

While many speculated about what actual Lorraine Kelly was like when the cameras weren’t rolling

Others hoped for a tax rebate for their own performances in the workplace

We’re now always going to question when someone is being nice to us

The revelations about “Lorraine Kelly” left people questioning that if Lorraine is playing a role, who else could be?

Especially when other people often stand in for “Lorraine Kelly” on Lorraine

Although this idea of how to deal with the change in actor was inspired

Then came the inevitable Wikipedia edit

But at least now we’ve all got an excuse to watch Lorraine everyday

Lorraine (with “Lorraine Kelly”, not Lorraine Kelly) airs weekdays at 8.30am on ITV.


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