When it comes to baked goods resembling a steaming pile of turd, we didn’t think it could get much worse than this:
You might remember this dog’s dinner came courtesy of a Masterchef contestant back in 2016.
The former Big Brother’s Bit On The Side presenter had viewers howling as he cooked up a literal poo emoji Ibizan rock during a challenge that saw the bakers asked to make a scene of their ‘happy place’ out of meringue.
Rylan was attempting to make a beach scene that reminded him of time he spent in Ibiza, with the meringue stack (which was covered in chocolate) supposed to represent a rock in the ocean.
“Wow, you’re going to find that dog and punish it,” Sandi joked.
“I’m going to have to glitter it, ain’t I?” Rylan replied.
“Literally polishing a turd,” Noel added.
Miraculously, the poo-rock seemed to go down rather well with Prue and Paul (appearance aside), who commended Rylan on the flavour of the meringue.
“And we thought they were going to poo-poo it!” Sandi said.
The whole fiasco had everyone on Twitter rushing to make a joke...
Rylan’s poo-rock was by no means the only baking disaster on Tuesday night’s episode, though.
Comedian James Acaster had a complete mare as he spectacularly messed up all three challenges, making him a contender for the worst Bake Off contestant ever.
The Great Celebrity Bake Off continues next Tuesday at 8pm on Channel 4.