Saint Laurent Tried To Make Glitter Nipples Happen At Paris Fashion Week

They're never going to happen.

The world was waiting with bated breath to see what designer Anthony Vaccarello would do for his debut collection for Saint Laurent... but we never expected this.

Introducing, glitter nipples.

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Vaccarello had model Binx Watson take to the Paris Fashion Week catwalk with one half of her strapless leather mini dress folded down.

But far from a #freethenipple statement, he had a makeup artist cover the nipple - with glittering crystal gems.

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So will we all be wearing glitter nipples in public come spring/summer 2017?

Unlikely, but at least Watson seemed to be embracing her new look.

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