The Best Snuggly Throws To Hibernate Under This Winter

Go forth and get cuddly.
Louise/HuffPost UK
Louise/HuffPost UK

It’s cold. It’s dark. It’s best to stay inside as much as possible. Now is the season of JOMO: the joy of missing out. Clear your schedule, put on some telly and really relax – you’ve earned it. Lean into your natural laziness, make like a bear and stay horizontal in the warm until the sun comes out again.

To help you achieve maximum cosiness at this frigid time, we’ve scoured the internet and brought you some of the snuggliest blankets and throws you could ever want.

Some of them are basic, tasteful, even classy; others have Jeff Goldblum’s topless torso printed on them. We’ve got something for everyone, that’s what we’re saying here. Please, go forth and get cuddly.

Personalised Recycled Wool Blanket in Buchanan Antique, The Tartan Blanket Co, via Not On The High Street
Personalised Recycled Wool Blanket in Buchanan Antique, The Tartan Blanket Co, via Not On The High Street

The only thing better than tartan is more tartan. This blanket is made of recycled wool and other fabrics that would otherwise have made their way into landfill. So that nobody tries to steals your cosy throw, get your name or initials printed on it.

Cranberry Merino Herringbone Throw, Bottle Green Homes, via Not On The High Street
Cranberry Merino Herringbone Throw, Bottle Green Homes, via Not On The High Street

Just saying the description of this blanket out loud makes you 30% more posh. If you’re after a stylish, elegant blanket that’s almost good enough to wear as am accessory, you can’t do better than cranberry merino herringbone.

John Lewis & Partners Luxury Plush Fleece Throw, John Lewis
John Lewis & Partners Luxury Plush Fleece Throw, John Lewis

This is the basic bitch of blankets and we love it. If you’re after something plain and tasteful but deliciously cosy, this could be your best bet. Comes in natural and grey shades.

Winthome Long Fleece Blanket With Sleeves, Amazon
Winthome Long Fleece Blanket With Sleeves, Amazon

If you’d like to literally wear your blanket, then please, invest in one that comes with sleeves. It’ll keep you warm while allowing you to move your arms around, enabling such tasks as pointing the television remote and moving snacks towards your face.

Quilted Velvet Throw, Idyll Home, via Not On The High Street
Quilted Velvet Throw, Idyll Home, via Not On The High Street

If you’re like “Hey! Just show me a classic, plain blanket! Enough with all these embellishments! I like my cosiness to be minimalist!” then here you are. This quilted velvet throw comes in chalk, camel, soft grey, blush pink, dark grey, midnight blue, peacock and sand.

Life Finds a Way Jeff Goldblum Throw Blanket, Red Bubble
Life Finds a Way Jeff Goldblum Throw Blanket, Red Bubble

For those of you who require a blanket with Jeff Goldblum’s topless torso printed on it. It’s just like that time there was a bigger-than-life-size Jeff Goldblum statue in London, only smaller and cuddlier.

Personalized Luxury Photo Blanket, The Drifting Bear Co, via Not On The High Street
Personalized Luxury Photo Blanket, The Drifting Bear Co, via Not On The High Street

The only thing better than a plain blanket is a blanket with someone’s pet, face or favourite person on it. This makes a perfect gift, either for yourself or someone you like very much.

Bedsure Flannel Fleece Throw Blankets Navy Blue Travel Size, Amazon
Bedsure Flannel Fleece Throw Blankets Navy Blue Travel Size, Amazon

Has the colour navy ever done anything wrong? No. It’s the perfect shade. This navy blue flannel fleece throw will spruce up any bed, sofa or lap.

Mermaid Tail Blanket, Amazon
Mermaid Tail Blanket, Amazon

Look, some adult human beings like the idea of wearing a crochet mermaid tail for comfort, warmth and fashion reasons. We respect and support them at this time and always.

Fleece Checked Throw, Marks and Spencer
Fleece Checked Throw, Marks and Spencer

If you looked up the word “blanket” in some sort of visual dictionary, you may well find a picture of this Marks and Spencer classic. It’s timeless and wonderfully cosy.

ZZZNEST Weighted Blanket For Adults, Amazon
ZZZNEST Weighted Blanket For Adults, Amazon

Weighted blankets are designed to help you feel calm. They’re suitable for anyone who feels a little gloomy about the state of the world, but especially great for people who have anxiety or trouble sleeping.

John Lewis & Partners Faux Fur Throw, John Lewis
John Lewis & Partners Faux Fur Throw, John Lewis

Wrap this faux fur throw around you like a cloak and pretend you’re Cruella De Ville. You know, if you’re bored or whatever.

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