People Reveal Their Biggest No-Nos During Sex

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Redditors have shared the things you should absolutely not be doing when it comes to sex.

From discussing the weather to saying the wrong name or calling your partner β€œmummy” or β€œdaddy”, avoid these at all costs and bask in eternal sexual bliss.

β€œTouching your wife after handling spices and peppers.”

β€œTalking about something unrelated, even if you think it would be REALLY funny.”

β€œCalling out your own name and slapping your own ass.”

β€œSaying someone else’s name.”

β€œSqueezing your vagina to the beat of a song and asking your partner to guess the song.”

β€œLying about being on birth control.”

β€œTurning on β€˜Game of Thrones’ to use as background noise.”

β€œSmall talk. Please don’t ask me what the weather is like right now.”

β€œLicking your partner’s nipples after saying: β€˜Ravioli, ravioli, lick around the areoli’.”

β€œTrying kinky things without first discussing them with your partner.”

β€œYelling β€˜HADUKEN!’ when you finish.”

β€œInsulting their genitals during sex.”

β€œFlinging semen on your partner.”

β€œGetting off without ever making sure that your lover also got off.”

β€œTrying to put it in my butt without any warning.”

β€œCalling me mummy or asking me to call you daddy.”

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