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As is to be expected, the comments on the above Facebook post are equally hilarious.
"What if you have one extremely large big toe and the part where it looks like a nail is like just a little blob because it's that stretched out," one user wrote.
"Can you imagine these moving about and your toe nails looking like they're totally all over the place, horrific," another said.
Please make it stop.