People Share Eye-Watering Stories About Their Worst Sexual Encounters (NSFW)

Oh the shame 😱

While sex can be enjoyable, it can also be disastrous.

Reddit user ‘TheNebula’ recently asked fellow internet users to describe the worst sex they ever had.

The question was met with an influx of cringeworthy tales, from the guy who farted (with a little more gusto than he’d hoped) to the lady who tore a membrane in her mouth.

Here are some of the most memorable...

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1. The tongue twister

“Was giving my boyfriend oral sex and when he thrust into my mouth, his penis went under my tongue and tore the membrane that connects your tongue to the bottom of your mouth. Couldn’t move my tongue for about three weeks.”

2. The tear

“I was having drunk sex with my now-ex. She was normally on the pill but had forgotten to take it a couple days before, so we played it safe with a condom.

“So, here I am, going to town with my set of alcohol-numbed genitals, and things are going great.... until I feel something rip down there. In my drunk state of mind, I thought it was the condom, so I ask her if I should stop... until I start feeling something weird going on down there, and pull out, only to feel a gush of something wetting everything around us.

“So I run to the lights, and find a horrifying bloody mess all over my bed and when I look down, my dick is wrapped in a red balloon of blood. It wasn’t her period or anything of the sorts. I had ripped my foreskin and was bleeding profusely inside the condom.

“Have you ever had that kind of wound you don’t notice until a few minutes later, but when you actually see it, it starts hurting like hell and you cry like a baby? That happened.”

3. The rude interruption

“We were in my car after work near the woods. Half way through, someone bangs on the window yelling, ‘What the fuck are you doing?’

“It was her ex boyfriend.”

4. The massage oil mess-up

“Self heating massage oils that read “for external use only” are not fucking around with that warning label.

“Minute one great sex. Minute two ‘hmmm that’s a little warm’. Minute three both of us curled up in a fetal position with ice packs on our junk.”

5. The bent banana

“The classic pull back, thrust forward, and bend. Could not get back in the mood after that pain.”

6. The torturous stubble

“I got a disclaimer right off the bat ‘it’s been a while’. But that wasn’t even the problem. He shaved his entire body and was just starting to grow back. Being a hairy fella, every inch of him was covered in needle-like stubble.

“Thank God ‘it had been a while’ for him, because if it was any longer than the 20 seconds it was, I would have been bloody all over my body from his stubble rubbing against me.”

7. The human vibrator

“Once had a girl sit on my penis and try to make her body vibrate while making the bzzzz sounds of a vibrator.”