After this weekends antics it should be renamed The Jasmine Show or How to be an attention seeker in two days. The former notch post on Simon Cowell's bedpost relished her recent nomination for eviction by throwing a wobbly bigger than Rhian's fun sacks.
It all kicked off on Friday night, when Big Brother decided they had seen enough of the lovey dovey air kissing fakery, and wanted to destroy a group who were getting on pretty darn well for pampered celebrities. Housemates were forced to choose one person to face the chop, as the Nom bomb was dropped face to face. The thing that grinds my gears about this is the cop out reasons which people choose, such as 'I haven't really spoken to them much' or 'they have kids and are probably missing them', and it seems Jasmine champions my views, after kicking off royally at Prince Lorenzo after his kiddy reasons.
While her reasons for being mad were founded, what ensued was over 2 hours of drama, swearing and ridiculous sunglasses being worn indoors; if I wanted to endure such drivel I could pop ITV Player on and watch TOWIE on catch up. After a huge fallout, most normal folk would take some time to reflect and release what a twat they have actually been, but to our Jasmine. Instead she decided to be nothing but a bully to Danica; who admitted to receiving gifts from men in return for phone calls and pictures, by calling her an escort and claiming her folks should be ashamed of her.
Watching this reminded me a little of the Shilpa/ Jade feud, as it was uncalled for bullying, but Jasmine soon apologised after realising that Danica had lost her Mum when she was only 14. Was it a game plan to change opinion on the outside world? Who cares, as Jasmine entered the house as a vile person and can do little to change this perception, especially with her card marked for eviction night.
This weekend also saw Big Brother creating a talent agency, with the two queens of the house, Julie and Julian, acting as talent scouts. Cringes worthy moments; which had me watching between my fingers and wondering what else must be on TV, included Martin Kemp acting out the lyrics to 'Gold' in an Eastenders style scene, Danica walking like a crab in her pants, Rhian claiming that 20% of 100 is 5, and Cheryl having some sort of balaclava acting fit.
While Big Brother are masters at creating drama, I do miss the good old days when tabloids were clambering over themselves to print the latest goings on for the morning papers, but now the show is lucky to get a half page mention; it's a good job I am here to keep the buzz, erm alive...