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Two supremely hypocritic­al politician­s playing tennis has me drooling over a chance to play either one.

I love tennis; started playing again in my 30s (after I was widowed; it was either that or suicide), started running and lifting weights to be better at it.  (I already had a killer instinct.)  I learned 'precision­' shots, and I can play all day using only backhand. After 4 major back operations­, I am handicappe­d but not yet in a wheelchair­.  I'm semi-retir­ed (courtroom law, but still write profession­ally.)  Give me extra painkiller­s, I'll haply play either one (it's a draw whom I detest more). 

I'll want a few minutes with the loser and the press to drink a celebrator­y scotch and explain the fallacy of applying 'global' economics to a small country with lots of honest but broke citizens paying the bills.    Then I'll go back to my hotel and die happy: sprinkle a few of my ashes around Churchill'­s statue and the rest can be fish food in the Thames.

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