Kim Jong Il Jokes: The Best From Twitter

The Huffington Post UK   First Posted: 19/12/11 10:42   Updated: 12/01/12 10:39

You can blame Team America: World Police, you can blame Kim Jong Il Looking At Things, you can blame his penchant for geek specs.

Whomever you blame, Kim Jong Il was viewed by many of us rather less as 'the menacing supreme Leader of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea', and more as 'a figure of fun'.

As a result, Twitter is, naturally, going to town - and here are some of its very best jokes so far about our dearly departed dictator. And his son, Kim Jong Un. Who clearly has got some very small shoes to fill.


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09:23 on 21/12/2011
This is pretty low brow, even for the Huff Post.
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11:34 on 20/12/2011
They are going to make spring rolls with him so his descendants can eat them and inherit his good qualities
20:46 on 19/12/2011
When Kim Jong Ill died Chuck Norris shed a tear...

Because there is now one more despot who he will never get to roundhouse kick!
16:13 on 19/12/2011
Note: the tumblr is Kim Jong "LOOKING" at things. Not pointing. Just an FYI.
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Andrea Mann
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17:12 on 19/12/2011
Whoops! Corrected. Thanks. Clearly I had this on my mind: http://www.buzzfeed.com/keenan/pics-of-sarkozy-pointing
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Andrea Mann
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17:14 on 19/12/2011
Whoops! Corrected. Thanks. Clearly, I had 'Nicolas Sarkozy Pointing At Things' on my brain.
14:59 on 19/12/2011
A man I would want to sit down and have a beer with (if he's in handcuffs and chains).
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nete peedham
14:48 on 19/12/2011
When Prince Phillip dies, is Huffpo Pip-Pip going to release jokes about him the same day?

(crickets)
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Andrea Mann
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17:13 on 19/12/2011
Probably, yes. It's the British way. ;)
20:49 on 19/12/2011
Well, Prince Philip isn't a lying little murdering weasel like Kim Jong. I'm very happy to see the little sawed off shotgun is dead. And I wish the same to all the other communist North Koreans too. Think of how North Korea can prosper without communism when it's free and united with South Korea.
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nete peedham
02:04 on 20/12/2011
Yes, you know all about Korea...obviously. You no doubt belong to the "right" cliques in the "right" part of town.
15:11 on 20/12/2011
Wow, How much of an elitist are you? Good luck with that.
Will you be returning, MacArthur?