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Twitter Jokes Of The Week: Week 5 (Of 52)

The Huffington Post UK   Andrea Mann   First Posted: 3/02/2012 12:08   Updated: 3/02/2012 12:09

How many Chris Huhnes does it take to change a lightbulb? None. He's not Energy Secretary anymore.

Yes, folks, welcome to the end of the week. The week that Chris Huhne resigned, John Terry resigned, and Fred Goodwin resigned himself to simply being known as 'Fred Goodwin'.

Meanwhile, we've been joke-wrangling all week - and here below are our pick of the funniest jokes, puns and whimsical tweets from the past seven days. Enjoy!

And don't forget that you can follow us on Twitter at @HuffPostUKCom. We're always looking for fine and funny tweeters to follow, so if there's anyone you think we should be keeping an eye on - in a nice way, not a US Homeland Security way - then do let us know.

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How many Chris Huhnes does it take to change a lightbulb? None. He's not Energy Secretary anymore. Yes, folks, welcome to the end of the week. The week that Chris Huhne resigned, John Terry resigne...
How many Chris Huhnes does it take to change a lightbulb? None. He's not Energy Secretary anymore. Yes, folks, welcome to the end of the week. The week that Chris Huhne resigned, John Terry resigne...
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The Beckhams' decision to go against the habit of a lifetime and give their child a daft name naturally prompted many jokes on the webosphere, one of which was this: "Harper Seven is how I'd imagine Beckham would announce what time she was born." Nice gag, eh? And the Daily Telegraph> agreed with me, going so far as to include it in this piece on the online reaction to Baby Beckham's name - with a lovely credit to me (for I am @jazzchantoozie on Twitter). My delight at seeing my Twitter handle in the Daily Telegraph was, unfortunately, only surpassed by the mortification I felt when I was alerted to it. Because there was just one small hitch. It wasn't my joke.

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jack147hains
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14:34 on 05/02/2013
Bacup a place for the future, for people who live in the past no dinosaurs, just fossils standing in queues.
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tpian
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02:05 on 05/02/2013
Go on then, Where the so and so is Accrington? Great place to live, center of the modern world and universe------Don't believe me? Ask around---Stanley will tell you !!!
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tpian
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01:52 on 05/02/2013
Where are these jokes? Am I missing something ? Lets start again please....So I can catch up ? yes !!
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deathmetalpower
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13:58 on 07/11/2012
these r terrible jokes.
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thewhiterabbit
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08:18 on 26/10/2012
Lost on me, must be my age...Harper Seven GTR perhaps (Goofy Ruddy Title)
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PatMcgintysgoat
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05:30 on 05/02/2013
A dyslexic white rabbit - ??
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thewhiterabbit
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07:51 on 05/02/2013
Yeh guess I had a bit of Mixamytoesup or perhaps just a bit snarky :-)
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oneilleddieeddie
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12:08 on 23/06/2012
i suppose only twits find those jokes funny......how many twittererers does it take to change a lightbulb........they can't, it's too complex without someone holding their hand and explaining it to them.
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Mickey Mouse 1
There are no lies or deceit on a chess board.
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11:37 on 10/05/2012
The biggest recent joke was when the British public did not cast enough votes for any one political party to form a government!
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tpian
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02:02 on 05/02/2013
Excuse me ! We don't have any political parties...WE never had....Guy Fawkes got it right, but was sussed out before the big bang....Talking of which, hows the Boston tea party these days ?..WE always get it right, Joe public that is, you will only have to wait for ther next episode to see the next installment .......Expectant Accrington.......
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Ivona Poyntz
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16:39 on 04/02/2012
Well, they ARE funny jokes
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