Welcome to this week's round-up of funny tweets! And what a week it's been. Pasties are set to be taxed, first-class stamps are set to be more expensive, and as a result of panic-buying petrol, jerrycans have been in the news for the first time since 1940 - despite 'jerrycan' being completely offensive to all jerrys. Sorry: Germans.
Below are just a jerrycanful of our favourite funny jokes, puns and silly tweets about some of those subjects - and many, many more. Oh, and if you're a fan of the Twitter sensation that is @WeirdHorse - and heaven knows we are - trot over here to read our exclusive interview with him.
SUBSCRIBE AND FOLLOW COMEDY
Get top stories and blog posts emailed to me each day. Newsletters may offer personalized content or advertisements. Learn more