Twitter Jokes Of The Week: Week 13 (Of 52)

30/03/2012 13:19 BST | Updated 22/04/2012 20:13 BST

Welcome to this week's round-up of funny tweets! And what a week it's been. Pasties are set to be taxed, first-class stamps are set to be more expensive, and as a result of panic-buying petrol, jerrycans have been in the news for the first time since 1940 - despite 'jerrycan' being completely offensive to all jerrys. Sorry: Germans.

Meanwhile, in the world of showbiz, there was the return of Mad Men, the launch of The Voice and the news that James Cameron had, incredibly, reached depths lower than Piranha II: The Spawning.

Below are just a jerrycanful of our favourite funny jokes, puns and silly tweets about some of those subjects - and many, many more. Oh, and if you're a fan of the Twitter sensation that is @WeirdHorse - and heaven knows we are - trot over here to read our exclusive interview with him.