Welcome to this week's round-up of funny tweets! And what a week it's been. Pasties are set to be taxed, first-class stamps are set to be more expensive, and as a result of panic-buying petrol, jerrycans have been in the news for the first time since 1940 - despite 'jerrycan' being completely offensive to all jerrys. Sorry: Germans.
Below are just a jerrycanful of our favourite funny jokes, puns and silly tweets about some of those subjects - and many, many more. Oh, and if you're a fan of the Twitter sensation that is @WeirdHorse - and heaven knows we are - trot over here to read our exclusive interview with him.